I dunno who thinks it’s still a great idea to keep viewing this blog, but I’m kind of intrigued that it’s been a steady stream of views for the past couple months. I DON’T TRUST ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHICH IS WHY I DON’T POST ON HERE ANYMORE. You can take your keystrokes, keep reading my shit by logging into my name all you want but you’ll never know the depths of my heart again. You lost that right the first time you gave her an orgasm WHILE I WAS IN THE HOUSE.